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You need vowels yo
I am back from my blog hiatus. I have nothing fantastic to report. The o u and i button went kaput on my keyboard. And it is pretty impossible to write a blog or really do anything without the o u and...
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We have lift off
It has been an exciting week in the Osborn household. The twins have tossed out their bottles and are solely using the cup. I know they should have been already on the cup. But when you have two eh you...
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On a serious note
It was like opening my eyes and seeing for the first time. I did not recognize the woman I had become. I believed the lie. I let it eat me up inside. Postpartum depression occurs in 5-25% percent of...
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Can I get a hug?
One day you stop being the center of your child’s universe, in my case that is plural. You don’t even notice when it happens. When you realize it, you’re blindsided by it. Right now there is such a...
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The 7 Real Dangers of Co-Sleeping
1. I hope you are into getting peed on. Oh it will happen, one morning that warm snugly spot you were nestled in will be in fact a giant puddle of baby urine. Upon realizing this you will either be...
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Why I no longer blog…
Why I no longer blog… I could make claims that I just don’t have the time. That would be untrue, I have the time. Or that I am busy doing other things. That would be untrue as well. I just don’t want...
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Pissing in the dark
I can pinpoint moments in my life that changed everything some obvious and some not so obvious. When I was 12 my mother came into my bedroom late one night and all she said was “we are moving to...
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Jammed Up
I know you are waiting for part two of my vacation from hell but I really must talk about this subject first. I usually save my righteous anger for things like sexism, racism, bigotry, class warfare,...
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Obligatory Anniversary Blog
Last night after the usual in jest taunting from my husband I declared “You’re mean, I’m not writing my yearly I love my husband blog!” Which resulted in more taunting and eventually sex. So I forgot...
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F***ing Sleep, How I Missed You
A dream is a wish your heart makes, my heart like the rest of my body really needed some fucking sleep. Little baby Jesus made my wish come true. What do you do after all your hopes and dreams have...
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